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Happy Death Day sentence starters

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content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence

  • “Oh, hey. You’re up. Yeah, I wasn’t sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, so…”
  • “Where are my clothes?”
  • “Uh, don’t know if you remember my name or not. You were pretty wasted last night.”
  • “Tylenol. My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol?”
  • “Not a word of this to anyone. Got it?”
  • “Nice one, dickhead.”
  • “You haven’t… returned any of my texts.”
  • “Okay, _____, we went on A date. One. I don’t have to text you back.”
  • “I mean, who takes their first date to Subway? It’s not like you have a foot-long.”
  • “Does this look infected to you?”
  • “Someone drank my kombucha.”
  • “Oh my god. You sneaky little beyatch. Who was it?”
  • “Did I totally embarrass myself last night?”
  • “Please tell me you’re kidding.”
  • “Yeah, I think she was as drunk as you last night, so consider it collective amnesia.”
  • “Oh… crap, I’m so late for class.”
  • “Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me?”
  • “How did you find out?”
  • “Wait, you two know each other?”
  • “Look, I was bringing you this back.”
  • “So, I guess I don’t need to ask what you’re doing here.”
  • “Look, _____… It’s none of my business, but I think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences.”
  • “You’re right. It is none of your business.”
  • “We can’t do this today. There’s too much going on in the building.”
  • “What time you going to the party tonight?”
  • “I sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an hour. I can’t believe you would do this to me, today of all days.”
  • “It’s like you’ve been here before.”
  • “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”
  • “I’m totally having déjà vu right now.”
  • “It’s supposed to mean, like, someone’s thinking about you while they’re masturbating. I have it at least five times a day.”
  • “You okay? You were kind of a mess last night.”
  • “I’m not falling in love with you.”
  • “Uh, that’s kind of a buzzkill.”
  • “Thank God you locked the door.”
  • “There’s your stalker. He’s so hot.”

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