Happy Death Day sentence starters
130 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
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content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence
- “Oh, hey. You’re up. Yeah, I wasn’t sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, so…”
- “Where are my clothes?”
- “Uh, don’t know if you remember my name or not. You were pretty wasted last night.”
- “Tylenol. My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol?”
- “Not a word of this to anyone. Got it?”
- “Nice one, dickhead.”
- “You haven’t… returned any of my texts.”
- “Okay, _____, we went on A date. One. I don’t have to text you back.”
- “I mean, who takes their first date to Subway? It’s not like you have a foot-long.”
- “Does this look infected to you?”
- “Someone drank my kombucha.”
- “Oh my god. You sneaky little beyatch. Who was it?”
- “Did I totally embarrass myself last night?”
- “Please tell me you’re kidding.”
- “Yeah, I think she was as drunk as you last night, so consider it collective amnesia.”
- “Oh… crap, I’m so late for class.”
- “Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me?”
- “How did you find out?”
- “Wait, you two know each other?”
- “Look, I was bringing you this back.”
- “So, I guess I don’t need to ask what you’re doing here.”
- “Look, _____… It’s none of my business, but I think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences.”
- “You’re right. It is none of your business.”
- “We can’t do this today. There’s too much going on in the building.”
- “What time you going to the party tonight?”
- “I sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an hour. I can’t believe you would do this to me, today of all days.”
- “It’s like you’ve been here before.”
- “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”
- “I’m totally having déjà vu right now.”
- “It’s supposed to mean, like, someone’s thinking about you while they’re masturbating. I have it at least five times a day.”
- “You okay? You were kind of a mess last night.”
- “I’m not falling in love with you.”
- “Uh, that’s kind of a buzzkill.”
- “Thank God you locked the door.”
- “There’s your stalker. He’s so hot.”